This week, we’ve got the last major of the season before we get to take a look at golf in the Olympics. Let’s check out some of the best and worst of the PGA Championship at Baltusrol Golf Club in Springfield Township, NJ.
Justin Thomas – Damper
This is borderline, because while they’re a little too short, he actually matched his shirt with the pants nicely and he shot a 69 in these things. But at the end of the day, the pants are really ugly, especially at a major. He should probably just cut these down into board shorts and be done with it.
John Daly – Dapper
His pants are actually much uglier than Justin’s…but it’s John Daly. He’s huge, probably a little drunk, and he doesn’t wear a hat when he golfs. He’s Captain DGAF and therefore, whatever he wants to wear is cool.
Kevin Kisner – Dapper
I don’t think the belt matches, but it’s like alligator skin or something, so at least it’s cool. I like the grey collar and end-of-sleeve look to match the pants and hat and just look at that psychotic look in his eyes. He’s either locked in or clinically insane.
Bubba Watson – Damper
Bubba usually looks pretty dumb and this week was no exception. Two different shades of camo in Round 1, just in case he’s in a pond with some leafy shrubs near the shore – he’ll be able to lie in wait at the surface without anyone detecting his presence. And then this really weird, horrible stripe/plaid-morph shirt. Not good.
Billy Horschel – Dapper
Billy does this all the time – he’ll go a few rounds looking like your average golfer and then bust out some 1962 living-room-drapes pants. They fit well and it’s his thing. I personally couldn’t wear them, but Billy makes it work. I wish he’d golf better, though.
Jason Kokrak – Damper
Weird. What a look. The horizontal, graffiti-spray look. Terrible.
Hideki Matsuyama – Damper
He wore a different color-version each day, but the shirt and hat were the same. Which is a damn shame because the shirt is really ugly.
Rickie Fowler – Dapper
Little Rickie looked great this week, and the orange pulled through in his shirt, hat, and shoes looks really nice with the army-green pants. Solid look with a little color but not too flashy.
Phil Mickelson’s Bellybutton – Dapper
CARL THE BELLYBUTTON!!!
Victor Dubuisson – Damper
It really doesn’t get much worse than this. I know plenty of guys out there probably looked worse or had clothes that didn’t fit as well, but this is really terrible. The Kool-Aid guy look is ill-advised, and then toss in the fake vest, a visor, and, to top it off, a goatee? Who still wears a goatee??
Yuta Iketa – Dapper
Sweet pants and saddle shoes. Kickin’ it old school, I like it.